Sunday, August 17, 2008

I lied...

My Mom just told Hunter to eat a banana because it was good for his prostitution.

I don't know

And she just told me I'd live to regret it if I posted her slip up...she's poking me in the ribs but I just can't stop. The world needs to know

7 comments:

Harmony said...

Guess I am having a bananna today!

The Van Fam said...

love it! i have one of these...my nana. she can't pronounce anything correctly! and it's one of my favortie things about her. no doubt we will be sitting around after she's long gone reliving these old stories...

my fave...she was trying to explain that my papaw had a hernia and she said you know, "he's got a hernia on his technicals." My uncle knowing how she can't pronounce anything said, "huh? where mom?" She said, "you know...his tentacles!" He kept on about not knowing what she was referring to and she finally got so aggrivated that she (a southern woman who never cusses) finally yelled, "On his balls damnit!!" LOL!!!

pinkcoffee photoart said...

flippin' hilarious!!

Sophia said...

What on earth did she mean to say instead of prostitution?

Keri said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's awesome.

Constipation??

Erin said...

I think she was going for "constitution"...as in, "go eat a banana, it's good for your constitution"...she said it was an old saying her Grandma used to say to her. And she's mad we're still talking about her little slip up...hahahahaha

cece said...

Are you on a blog vacation?